A hilarious & sad story


#1

So I went and ate at Waffle House tonight because my parents went to a business party

After eating I get my check and my waitress writes her name and a phone number on my bill. It looked like a local number, so I got excited (since waitresses usually don’t do that unless they see people they like) and call the number.

IT WAS THE RESTAURANT NUMBER FOR TO-GO ORDERS

how shall i end my suffering


#2

I’m sorry. It’s the waitress’s loss. I was about to say I didn’t know that phone number stuff actually happened.


#3

It’s not really supposed to be done since it is tacky and can get them in trouble, but hey…it beats online.


#4

This is true.


#5

Aww I’m sorry Glenn! Soon one day you shall find someone


#6


#7

WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT ANYMORE