Anybody got a Joke?


#21

Here’s another one even tho I’m sure everyone knows it by now.
Why did sally fall off the swings?
Sally has no arms.
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Not Sally


#22

this thread is more golden than Phelps’ medal collection


#23

How do you stop a bull from charging?
Take away their credit card.

The jokes that are so bad, they’re funny.


#24

I thought it was to unplug it


#25

A violent sandstorm appeared in the Mojave Desert some time ago…

A young traveler asked the sandstorm if it could not cause so much damage.

The sandstorm replied, “No, screw you.”

It was the first time anyone had ever heard of “da rude sandstorm”


#26

Does a zombie eat popcorn with its fingers? No they eat the fingers seperatly.

Sorry… I suck at jokes.


#27

oh gawd… where is this going…


#28

I have millions of jokes about the unemployed, but they just don’t work…


#29

you stop that.


#30

Someone told me a joke about a girlfriend.
I still don’t get it.


#31

i was drinking a root beer while i was reading this… that root beer is no loger in my body… it went spew. :sweat_drops:


#32

Just found an old joke book from like fifth grade. Should I…?


#33

A/C units are the coolest thing around.


#34

yes, you should.


#35

are you a vacuum?


#36

because you suck.


#37

K. I will find some. Guys, I’m about to die laughing from a joke book I got in elementary school. Wow.


#38


#39

That’s a bit mean…


#40

made my day thank you :joy: