Anybody got a Joke?


#42

Why is slippery pavement like music?

If you don’t c sharp, you’ll b flat.


#43

Why don’t dinosaurs talk?

Because they’re dead.


#44

thats amazing XD


#45

It’s not my joke, but I found it somewhere else quite a bit ago. All credits go to whoever made it up.


#46

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.


#47

How are computers made?


#48

Why did the kid put ice in his aunts bed?

He wanted to make auntie-freeze.


#49

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.


#50

these jokes are effing bad that they’re hilarious.


#51

I hate to be a savage but I signed up for Kirstin Connect without my parents’ permission…:smirk:


#52

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics!


#53

Why do candle trimmers only work a few days a week?

They only work on wick-ends!


#54

guys, i just *casually * ran into a few BuzzFeed articles with about 20 horrible joke. Be prepared.


#55

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

(I’ll let you answer this one)


#56

Grabs Sheild.


#57

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.


#58

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it just waved.


#59

What’s a dog’s favorite adult cartoon?

South Bark


#60

i went to the zoo the other day. They only had a dog.

It’s a shitzu.


#61

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because their p is silent.