Anybody got a Joke?


Why is slippery pavement like music?

If you don’t c sharp, you’ll b flat.


Why don’t dinosaurs talk?

Because they’re dead.


thats amazing XD


It’s not my joke, but I found it somewhere else quite a bit ago. All credits go to whoever made it up.


Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.


How are computers made?


Why did the kid put ice in his aunts bed?

He wanted to make auntie-freeze.


Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.


these jokes are effing bad that they’re hilarious.


I hate to be a savage but I signed up for Kirstin Connect without my parents’ permission…:smirk:


What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics!


Why do candle trimmers only work a few days a week?

They only work on wick-ends!


guys, i just *casually * ran into a few BuzzFeed articles with about 20 horrible joke. Be prepared.


Why can’t orphans play baseball?

(I’ll let you answer this one)


Grabs Sheild.


How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.


What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it just waved.


What’s a dog’s favorite adult cartoon?

South Bark


i went to the zoo the other day. They only had a dog.

It’s a shitzu.


Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because their p is silent.