Anybody got a Joke?


What sports are trains good at?

Track events.


How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only 1 you racists


What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?

Chocolate chimp cookies.


oh yeah… ive never hard that one before.


So, there was a girl named Annabeth who had both of her arms amputated due to a horrible accident.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?!


(I laughed WAAAAY harder than needed…I have a dark/crude/immature sense of humor)


How do fetuses get fed?

They call womb service.


Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked his problem out with a pencil.




Have you heard about the man who lost his whole left side?

He’s all-right now!


So do I.


Why couldn’t Kirstin be near her fiancé?

He was “Jermy”


again… are you a vacuum? (i kid lmao)


How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

-Give him a used tampon and ask which period it came from.


So Bert goes up to Ernie and says, “Want some icecream?” Ernie replies, “Sherbert.”


What do you call it when Jimmy Fallon falls in love?!

FALLON in love!


A book just fell on my head.
I’ve only got myshelf to blame.


I thought that was a typo at first and that you literally might’ve had a concussion or something. Mini heart attack…:joy::joy:


If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas, get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.


Why do orphans suck at baseball?!

They can never find home…



What goes “ooooo”?
A cow with no lips.
ques laugh track