Anybody got a Joke?


#62

What sports are trains good at?

Track events.


#63

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only 1 you racists


#64

What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?

Chocolate chimp cookies.


#65

oh yeah… ive never hard that one before.


#66

So, there was a girl named Annabeth who had both of her arms amputated due to a horrible accident.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?!

NOT ANABETH!!!

(I laughed WAAAAY harder than needed…I have a dark/crude/immature sense of humor)


#67

How do fetuses get fed?

They call womb service.


#68

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked his problem out with a pencil.


#69

THIS.


#70

Have you heard about the man who lost his whole left side?

He’s all-right now!


#71

So do I.


#72

Why couldn’t Kirstin be near her fiancé?

He was “Jermy”


#74

again… are you a vacuum? (i kid lmao)


#75

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

-Give him a used tampon and ask which period it came from.


#76

So Bert goes up to Ernie and says, “Want some icecream?” Ernie replies, “Sherbert.”


#77

What do you call it when Jimmy Fallon falls in love?!

FALLON in love!


#78

A book just fell on my head.
I’ve only got myshelf to blame.
HAHAHAHA😂


#79

I thought that was a typo at first and that you literally might’ve had a concussion or something. Mini heart attack…:joy::joy:


#80

If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas, get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.


#81

Why do orphans suck at baseball?!

They can never find home…

(Sorry…)


#82

What goes “ooooo”?
A cow with no lips.
ques laugh track