Anybody got a Joke?


#123

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken joke wasn’t invented yet.


#124

I’d tell you a joke about tennis…but it would sound like a bunch of racket to you…
I’d tell you a joke about tennis…but I don’t have the balls…


#125

Why do people look out of their windows in the morning?
Because he can’t see through the wall.


#126

What’s a three-season bed?
A bed without a spring.


#127

I bought a pack of squared cheese this afternoon, then I was told there were Singles in my area…


#128

I really want a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s just something I could see myself doing.


#129

Why can’t you dance at Disney World?

You have to keep your hands and arms inside.


#130

What’s blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint


#131

Wow, that’s so hilaripos. Such good jokes. 10/10 would joke again.


#132

Ikr we are such great comedians :ok_hand:


#133

Why are dead people so boring? They have no lives.

(sorry if you’re offended)


#134

i was thinking “hooker” lol


#135

What do you call a murderous gorilla?

Harambo.


#136

I’ve never heard of that one! :wink:


#137

I’m not easily offended haha your hilarious


#138

SO original.


#139

“So I was walking around town yesterday and passed by a gun store. Intrigued, I enter to find out that everything was half off. I didn’t know the Back To School sales started already.”


#140

I still try not to. :slight_smile:


#141

THAT'S HORRIBLE!


#142

I told y’all already, I have a dark sense of humor!! :joy: