Anybody got a Joke?


#143

I know one similar to this.

Sally fell off a swing.
She couldn’t get up.
Why?
Sally has no friends.


#144

i’m sally.


#145

also why cant she get up herself?? i need more info here…


#146

she’s armless


#148

For any techies who understand network protocols on here (if there are any):

I was considering telling a UDP joke, but I don’t know if you’d get it.

Get it? No, I didn’t think so.


#149

Michelle slept with Joe Biden one night…

…she didn’t Obamacare about that…

(it’s 6:30 chill)


#150

Did you hear about the two antennas who got married?

It was a nice ceremony… but the reception was amazing.


#151

How are Tinder and a library related?

There’s hundreds of different categories to research, and you can always check them out.


#152

Love it :slight_smile:


#153

Why can’t grapes stick their arms out on Disney rides?

For safety raisins…

######im bringing this back


#154

If Apple bought a whiskey company, what would it later be called?

Daniels.

(because there’s no more Jack)


#155

There are two fish in a tank. One says, how do you drive this thing?


#156

:joy: thats cute


#157

Don’t drop a quarter around Chinese people. They get offended.


#158

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.


#159


#160

A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.


#161

Nothing ruins a great Friday more than realizing it’s actually Wednesday.


#162

What do you call a group of child lovers?

A pedofolder.

Viva la joke thread


#163

oh my god you