Anybody got a Joke?


#164

why is the united states so full of shredded cheese?

trump wanted to make america grate again


#165

How do you measure musicals?

In Hamil-tons!


#166

I LOVE THAT


#167

YOU’RE SO AMAZING!!!


#168

What did Jay-Z call his future wife?

Feyoncé

We need more humor on this forum


#169

Eating a clock is said to be very time-consuming


#170

What does a nosy pepper do?

It gets jalepeño business! knee slap


#171

A taste of my maniacal Discord self:



#172

What happened when the 2 grinders met up with each other?

Sparks flew.


#173

that’s a good one actually :joy:


#174

This boy was at his grandpa’s funeral with his parents.
He asks his mom if he can say a word. She allows him to do so.
The boy goes up to the pulpit, says “plethora”, and sits back down.
His mom says “Thank you. It means a lot.”


#175

i entered a room of lamps. it really brightened my day.


#176

Which letter of the alphabet is everyone’s least favorite?

L.

It’s got an edge to it.

my jokes suck today


#177

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.


#178

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints

(Fresh prints? Fresh prince? Get it?!)


#179

Towel jokes are primarily just dry humor
gently places mic on ground


#180

what did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

“Dam”


#181

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh


#182

What is Forrest Gump’s password?

1forest1