Anybody got a Joke?


why is the united states so full of shredded cheese?

trump wanted to make america grate again


How do you measure musicals?

In Hamil-tons!






What did Jay-Z call his future wife?


We need more humor on this forum


Eating a clock is said to be very time-consuming


What does a nosy pepper do?

It gets jalepeño business! knee slap


A taste of my maniacal Discord self:


What happened when the 2 grinders met up with each other?

Sparks flew.


that’s a good one actually :joy:


This boy was at his grandpa’s funeral with his parents.
He asks his mom if he can say a word. She allows him to do so.
The boy goes up to the pulpit, says “plethora”, and sits back down.
His mom says “Thank you. It means a lot.”


i entered a room of lamps. it really brightened my day.


Which letter of the alphabet is everyone’s least favorite?


It’s got an edge to it.

my jokes suck today


Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.


How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints

(Fresh prints? Fresh prince? Get it?!)


Towel jokes are primarily just dry humor
gently places mic on ground


what did the fish say when he ran into a wall?



What do you call a fish with no eyes?



What is Forrest Gump’s password?